I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When bokeh I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to crot the receptionist the next bokeh morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared crot the woman an 'actrice', crot or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman porn is genuinely aroused, crot trusts porn her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It porn was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving memek their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central bokep Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', bokep and porn that women were prone to crot what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to porn speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is bokeh if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract bokep a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan crot and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - crot based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to memek advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: porn the memek best sex may just be the quietest.


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